Culled from Ajisafe Michael Oluwafemi
May your bulbous, sumptuous boobies become flaccid;
I pray that your big booty go slim;
I wish that your sexy curvature giving figure 8 turn figure 1;
The Genie will turn your smooth, beautiful face to an ugly one.
You've caused me so great a pain PAULINA.
You won't get wet fast enough when having sex,
May you have sex but never cum,
May your sex partner always have body odour,
May him who you'll wish to kiss have bad breathe.
I spent all my life earnings on you, so that we may make love someday.
You fooled me,
You played on my intelligence,
You pushed my desperation into the Bermuda's Triangle,
You were quick to know that I think more with my third leg rather than with my brain.
Bankrupt I am, and sad enough jobless now.
I gave you money, and you collected;
I bought you clothes, so you said; "Thank You."
I spent and spent, and you didn't hesitate in receiving.
I introduce my penis, but you said; "I am not your type."
Do I look like a father Christmas in your eyes?
So you love the pot-bellied monster not me.
"He is an heavy spender than you", you told me.
Ah! I feel used and dump.
Penis captivus will be your portion with the old fool in the names of the notable Middle Eastern gods.
I hereby declare open, the Gate of Hell on You.
© FERT formerly AMO, 2015
You won't get wet fast enough when having sex,
May you have sex but never cum,
May your sex partner always have body odour,
May him who you'll wish to kiss have bad breathe.
I spent all my life earnings on you, so that we may make love someday.
You fooled me,
You played on my intelligence,
You pushed my desperation into the Bermuda's Triangle,
You were quick to know that I think more with my third leg rather than with my brain.
Bankrupt I am, and sad enough jobless now.
I gave you money, and you collected;
I bought you clothes, so you said; "Thank You."
I spent and spent, and you didn't hesitate in receiving.
I introduce my penis, but you said; "I am not your type."
Do I look like a father Christmas in your eyes?
So you love the pot-bellied monster not me.
"He is an heavy spender than you", you told me.
Ah! I feel used and dump.
Penis captivus will be your portion with the old fool in the names of the notable Middle Eastern gods.
I hereby declare open, the Gate of Hell on You.
© FERT formerly AMO, 2015
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