1. Attempted to twerk.
2. Measured his Johnson.
3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.
4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.
5. Combed his chest hair.
6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.
7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain.
8. Self-Serviced
9. Scratched their balls.
10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever.
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