10 Types Of People You Will Find In JAMB Exam Centres

Hehe!!!...As we all know, we are the period of JAMB, so i've drafted a list of the possible types of people you'll meet in the exam centers.

1.The first timers: They look so young and naive and you begin to wonder how a small boy/gal can be writing JAMB you can spot them by thier behaviors of asking so many irrelevant questions like will calculators be given? how many questions in English? Etc

2.The fashion freaks: Need as say more about these people, they will go and buy new clothes and make new hairs for a day exam(na exam no b party na)

3.The I don't care: they don't care if they pass or fail JAMB, because na Private university their papa dey carry them go

4.Legend of Admission Seekers: Even Dibu knows these people; they have written JAMB up to 10 times(okay I exaggerated)

5.The Gurus these are the people that will score like 300+ in JAMB, you can hardly recognize them, them be like winch

6.Those that came to chyke gals and vise versa I wonder if these people have no ambition, they will be thinking about how to get the number of the fair gal with big boobs after the exam.

7.The expo carriers even if JAMB starts Oral based Test, they will still cheat, I wonder how they do it

8.Those who will pass

9.Those who will fail

10.Add yours and let the flow continuem
I wish all Jambites success, we go open testimony thread for Una, may you be part of that thread I

Man caught with Fresh Human Head

The Nigeria police, in collaboration with local vigilante in Adamawa State, intercepted a truck carrying fresh human head concealed in a bag, the police and witnesses have said.

While confirming, the state police spokesman, Othman Abubakar, said the truck was intercepted by the police at a check point close to the Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola, formerly, Federal University of Technology Yola.

A witness also said that the truck was coming from Mubi axis into the state capital when the police manning the check point intercepted it.
“The police with the help of vigilante intercepted a truck carrying human parts. I saw a human head with fresh blood still rushing out of the lifeless head,” the witness who simple identified himself as Manu said.

He said the owner of the truck claimed to have loaded it with bags of grains but underneath the bags contains human parts with fresh blood.
The source said he was at the scene when the police at the check point stopped the driver of the truck, searched the truck and found a human head with fresh blood inside one of the bags.

The Police Public Relation Officer, Mr. Othman confirmed that a truck was intercepted by their men at the check point carrying human head and brought to the state command headquarters.

“The man is in police net, as soon as we finish investigation we will let you know,” he noted.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nnorth-east/178294-police-intercept-truck-carrying-human-head-in-adamawa.html

Wife Hides Husband’s Dead Body Indoors For Three Years In Lagos

How is it possible for a corpse to be hidden indoors for three years? That is the big question on the lips of neighbours at the Ifako-Ijaiye residence of a 60 year old woman identified as Mrs. Joy Olatunji Shittu.

Together with her two daughters, Aishat and Toyin have been arrested by the police at Ojokoro Division. The matter is now under criminal investigation at the State Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Panti, Yaba, Lagos.

The sad incident happened at their family house at 14b, Olaitan Mustapha, off Clem road, Ifako-Ijaiye, Ojokoro area of Lagos.

It was learnt that the deceased, Jimoh Olatunji Shittu, died in 2012 under strange circumstances.

But when queried, the bereaved wife said that her late hubby was sick for eight years before he died. And when they took him to Delta State to bury him on his land he bought there, they discovered that the land been sold to another person who prevented them from buring him there

Following a tip-off from neighbours, Policemen from the Ojokoro Police Division stormed the residence and arrested the family.

A source said that the mother and her daughters had employed the regular use of chemicals

Ghana Presidential Jet Catches Fire At Kotoka

 Ghana presidential jet caught fire on Tuesday at the Kotoka International Airport in the capital Accra.

Reports say the Falcon 900, slowed down and caught fire while attempting to take off.

A press statement issued by the Ghana Armed Forces and signed by the Director of Public Relations, Lieutenant Commander, Andy La-Anyane noted that “the fire was caused as a result of friction between the wheels and the runway surface”.

He said the craft was on its way to Malabo, Equatorial Guinea on a mission.

The official statement from the Ghana Armed Forces said the crew experienced slight operational problems with the computer system as the craft taxied on the runway preparing to take off.

As a result, the statement said, “the aircraft returned to the Air Force Base in Accra to reset the computers.”

It added that during the second attempt to take-off, the “aircraft lost two main left wheels.”

Emergency procedures were followed and passengers were promptly disembarked.

It, however, was not revealed if pre-flight procedures were equally followed.

It is also not yet known who was on board when the incident occurred.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/03/ghana-presidential-jet-catches-fire

Can you do this for Her?

solution to light scarcity(see photo)

How Una see am an?

she poisoned herself over failure to secure admission in the university

Gaining admission into the university should not be a do-or-die affair, but a 24-year-old female pre-degree student of a University in the South-South has attempted suicide after she failed to gain admission into the university for a degree programme.

After going through the list of students that succeeded in gaining admission for a degree programme in the University on the internet and found out tha her name was missing, she decided to poison herself.

One of her roommate who noticed what was going on quickly called for help and she was rushed to the hospital.

In the hospital, the doctor ran some tests, and it was discovered that she wanted to commit suicide.

The doctor said if she had stayed a moment longer she would have died.

The doctor then gave her some drugs to flush the poison out of her system and advised her to take life one step at a time.

http://leadership.ng/news/415008/frustration-student-poisons-self-over-failure-to-secure-varsity-admission