My Wife Assaults me Physically

Hello Guys

My name is UD (not real name), a Nigerian and i am married to European who is 10 years older than me. We met in Europe but got married in Lagos.

Well, after our marriage, we always have family issues and fights like every other couple, but the problem i am having with my wife is that any time we a

adultery is niw legal

South Korea's Constitutional Court has struck down a 60-year-old statute outlawing adultery under which violators faced up to two years in prison.

The nine-member bench ruled by seven to two that the 1953 law was unconstitutional in a judgement handed down on Thursday.

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"Even if adultery should be condemned as immoral, state power should not intervene in individuals' private lives," said presiding justice Park Han-Chul.

It was the fifth time the apex court had considered the constitutional legality of the legislation which had made South Korea one of the few non-Muslim countries to regard marital infidelity as a criminal act.

In the past six years, close to 5,500 people have been formerly arraigned on adultery charges - including nearly 900 in 2014.

But the numbers had been falling, with cases that end in prison terms increasingly rare.

Whereas 216 people were jailed under the law in 2004, that figure had dropped to 42 by 2008, and since then only 22 have found themselves behind bars, according to figures from the state prosecution office.

The downward trend was partly a reflection of changing societal trends in a country where rapid modernisation has frequently clashed with traditionally conservative norms.

Source: AFP

ThisIsBuhari ' s Speech in Chatham House Today

@ThisIsBuhari ' s Speech in Chatham House Today ‪#‎March4Buhari‬

Permit me to start by thanking Chatham House for the invitation to talk about this important topic at this crucial time. When speaking about Nigeria overseas, I normally prefer to be my country’s public relations and marketing officer, extolling her virtues and hoping to attract investments and tourists. But as we all know, Nigeria is now battling with many challenges, and if I refer to them, I do so only to impress on our friends in the United Kingdom that we are quite aware of our shortcomings and are doing our best to address them.

The 2015 general election in Nigeria is generating a lot of interests within and outside the country. This is understandable. Nigeria, Africa’s most populous country and largest economy, is at a defining moment, a moment that has great implications beyond the democratic project and beyond the borders of my dear country.

So let me say upfront that the global interest in Nigeria’s landmark election is not misplaced at all and indeed should be commended; for this is an election that has serious import for the world. I urge the international community to continue to focus on Nigeria at this very critical moment. Given increasing global linkages, it is in our collective interests that the postponed elections should hold on the rescheduled dates; that they should be free and fair; that their outcomes should be respected by all parties; and that any form of extension, under whichever guise, is unconstitutional and will not be tolerated.

With the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989, the dissolution of the USSR in 1991, the collapse of communism and the end of the Cold War, democracy became the dominant and most preferred system of government across the globe. That global transition has been aptly captured as the triumph of democracy and the ‘most pre-eminent political idea of our time.’ On a personal note, the phased end of the USSR was a turning point for me. It convinced me that change can be brought about without firing a single shot.

22_ reasons why self-service is bad

. self-service makes you weak, it spends more
energy and burns your calorie
2. self-service creates nervousness and
neurological problems
3. self-service is a main cause for erectile
dysfunction.
4. self-service addicts you even if you taste it for
one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.
5. self-service creates drowsiness; you will be
sleeping most of the time after expulsion of your
sperm. You will experience a damn tired.
6. self-service causes stress and strain in your
mind and soul.
7. self-service also affects us psychologically; it
creates depression after expulsion and makes one
to feel bad on his own.
8. Getting red hot while self-servicing will give a
bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent
too.
9. self-service cannot be done simply, it needs to
see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual

dbanj gets blowjob while performing

What's happening here...wow dbanj truly received an oral from a fan...its true afterall

Etisalat simple server browsing tweak

No much stories, etisalat is crazily
rocking on simple server… I know etisalat
tweak doesn’t last but this one has been
rocking since yesterday. Kudos to the
discoverer of this.
Atleast with this, you can download
whatever you want or can think before it
will be hijacked by uncoded eti staffs.
But might be very slow in surfing; but
best in downloading.
Just edit your simple server to what is
below

9yr old girl donates her lunch money/pocket money to Apc (seel

By Nicole Eniiyi Benson
Dear APC and governor Fashola,
My name is Nicole Benson. I am 9 years old. The
name of my school is Greensprings School lekki
campus and I am in year 4 peters. I want to be a
doctor when I grow up so that I can take care of
people who are sick and dying because they take
care of me when I am sick.
Governor fashola and apc I was listening to the
radio on my way to school today and I heard that
we can send money to you to help you to win the
election. My mummy said that I can donate from
N100 so that we can help APC to raise the money
to win the election and remove president
goodluck jonathan so that mr buhari and
professor osinbajo can be the new president and
assistant president and be able to help nigeria to
fight the boko haram people who are killing
innocent children and also bring back the chibok
girls so that their mummies and daddies can be
happy.
Governor Fashola and APC, please don’t you think
that N100 is too small? I have the new N100
notes but I am sorry I will not be able to give it
to you because I only have one and I want to
keep it in my wallet. But I have n5785 that I
saved from my lunch money and pocket money
and toothfairy money. I know it’s my mummy
giving the toothfairy the money to give me
because I found my tooth in her wallet last year.
and I want to give you all my money that I saved
so that you can win in February. I have N5785
naira and also N8 but the N8 is in coins and it’s
only in Shoprite that they gave me so I want to
go and spend it there. I wanted to buy my inhaler
disk but my daddy has bought another new one
for me. I have given my mummy the money and
she put it on her card to pay it on your website
and she paid it now. I wish I could get more
money for you but that will be next week when I
get more lunch money from my daddy and
toothfairy can’t give me any more money because
all my teeth have all grown back. I can still save
more money for you and give you in February.
Please help me give some of the money to mr
ambode too so that he can win mr jimmy agbaje.
I like mr ambode very much.
I wish you goodluck not goodluck jonathan but
best of luck and please you can call my mummy’s
number if you need me to send the money I want
to save for you.But you will have to give me some
time to save it.
Please say hello to mr ambode mr buhari and
professor osinbajo for me.
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EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR SPOUSE!!!

1. 16 Missed calls? You killed my battery so
you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
you. I smell conspiracy... It's over!!!
3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's all over!!!
4. So now you are drinking coke that has another
man's name on it, better go and find him
because it's over between us!!!
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller
tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future
kids... It's over!!!
6. They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking
chicken. you want to kill me abi? It's definitely
over!!!
7. I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience... It's over!!!
8. Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know I support PDP? It's all over!!!!
9. You are always abbreviating your texts, you
want our children to be short right? It's over!!!
10. I told you I love my food hot but you refused
to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's all over!!!
11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who am I? Park your things!!!

10yr old nigerian girl fets admission to study maths in uk Univer

this Britain's cleverest girl?
Ten-year-old is accepted on university course to study maths degree despite not going to school

Esther Okade from Walsall has enrolled on Open University course
After degree she wants to study for PhD before running her own bank
Girl's younger brother Isiah is already studying for A-levels aged six
Siblings are both home-schooled by mathematician mother Omonefe

She spends her spare time in a similar way to many other ten-year-old girls - playing with Barbie dolls and making loom bands.
But the key difference between Esther Okade and other children her age is that she has been accepted to study for a university maths degree - despite not going to school.

Esther, from Walsall, West Midlands, has enrolled on an Open University course months after she passed her A-levels - and wants to study for a PhD before running her own bank.

The girl, who gained a C grade in her maths GCSE aged six, has joined the course which started this month. Her younger brother Isiah is already studying for his A-levels - also aged six.

The siblings are both home-schooled by their mother Omonefe, who has converted the living room of their semi-detached, three-bedroom house into a makeshift classroom.

Mathematician Mrs Okade, 37, said: ‘Esther is doing so well. She took a test recently and scored 100 per cent. Applying to the university was an interesting process because of her age.

‘We even had to talk to the vice-chancellor. After they interviewed her they realised that this has been her idea from the beginning. From the age of seven Esther has wanted to go to university


‘But I was afraid it was too soon. She would say, “Mum, when am I starting?”, and go on and on and on. Finally, after three years she told me, “Mum, I think it is about time I started university now”.’

Mrs Okade added that Esther - who will study for her degree at home - was ‘flying’ and ‘so happy’ when she was accepted by the university, and wants to be a millionaire.


She said: ‘For now we want her to enjoy her childhood as well as her maths. By the time she was four I had taught her the alphabet, her numbers, and how to add, subtract

who says nigerians are not creative

5 facts about You

Five facts about You You
You You You You You You
You You You You You You
You You You
1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no
'Yoo'
and you've been tricked.

Habits That Make Boobs Sag/fall

A sagging bosom is something every young girl dreads. And even though it’s an inevitable part of life, we don’t want our boobs sagging now especially since we young and haven’t given birth yet. Most ladies do all it takes to try and prevent it but still indulge in some habits that actually cause their boobs to sag without even knowing it. We are going to shed light on some of these habits to save us from early drooping;


1. Wearing the wrong bra size: [/b]Wearing a bra that doesn’t provide enough support may cause your boobs to sag. Go for a bra fitting and get your right bra size.


[b]2. You don’t drink enough water: Water does a lot of wonders in our body. When it is taken in very little amounts, it can cause the skin to shrink and appear dry and rough. This also applies to your bosoms. Drink

# tear somtin campaign

It has come to our notice that there is now a need or burning desire by our politicians to tear somtin i.e

PVC ,voters card so let's make this go viral

someone should counsel fayose

Someone should pls seat fayose down and counsel him ,cos he's gone too far imagine fayose vs obj ....na die be DAT o

tonto dike's sugar daddy revealed

Tonto Dikeh took to her Instagram page to share a photo of her stylist, Jeremiah Ogbodo of Swanky Signatures as her Sugar Daddy.

https://instagram.com/p/zXpeKEr4Wp/

charly boy -i will shoot to kill @tresspassers

Charly Oputa, the one popularly called Area Fada, is one man who loves stirring the hornet's nest at all times and controversies are his second name.

He should know what it means by defending his territory and to scare away trespassers from his house, Charly Boy put up a sign that he 'shoots to kill', warning intruders that they will be violated.

He then took to his blog to write this interesting article about protecting his zone. But it is not just about protecting his property. Charly Boy talks about setting a boundary in whatever anyone does.

Read the interesting article here:

'We Shoot To Kill. Trespassers Will Be Violated.'

"Why this provocative warning? Many may wonder, perhaps many more are careful to hang around my property, before they get shot for loitering, for nothing.

Well, just putting people on notice that I will violently defend my territory at all times; just like the dog and animals generally, pee on objects to mark their boundaries/territories. Yes, I don mark my territory be dat, no messing around.

Though I have not shot anyone yet, I will not hesitate to use extreme violence in defending my territory if push comes to shove. Yes, I will shoot to kill first, then ask questions later. Yesooo.

When there is heavy rainfall, we need umbrella; when our homes are dirty we need broom to sweep off the dirt, and when there is unfettered increase in crime/violence, we need weapons to defend and protect us and our loved ones at all times.

We all should know that we have a right to do so; and that we not only have the right, but also the duty to take responsibility for how we allow others to treat us.

oboy see police station for abuja(see photos)

Guy this police station no b here ooo

ist by December 2015″ – Biafra Movement Leader DONT SAY YOU WERE NOT WARNED :: “niGERia WILL CEASE TO EXIST BY DECEMBER 2015″ – Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra..........Reported by niGERia Daily Post

BreakingNews: “Nigeria will cease to exist by December 2015″ – Biafra Movement Leader

DONT SAY YOU WERE NOT WARNED :: “niGERia WILL CEASE TO EXIST BY DECEMBER 2015″ – Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra..........Reported by niGERia Daily Post

The agitation for the actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra has taken a new dimension with a new leader of the struggle, Mr. Nnamdi Kanu declaring his readiness to fight all the way.
He said Nigeria would seize to exist by December 2015.
Kanu, who spoke at a gathering of members of defunct Biafra, including scores of its aged war veterans, vowed that he would not rest until the Republic is realised.

The event, held at Ngwo, Enugu State, was the maiden commemoration of Biafran Day on May 30th, in remembrance of the events of 1967 when the late Igbo leader, Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu declared the Republic of Biafra.
Kalu, the Director of Radio Biafra used the occasion to unveil a multi- million naira cenotaph in memory of Biafra fallen heroes killed during the civil war.

iceprince zamani rocks white beard

Ice prince...how does he look

buhari,tony blairblair meet in london(see photos)

From left: Senator Ibikunle Amosun, General Buhari, Tony Blair and Senator Bukola Saraki. The pic was taken this morning during a courtesy visit at the country side home of Tony Blair in the UK.

AS Aruwa @MusadiqZ 30m
"@bukolasaraki: Just finished a meeting with @Govsia @ThisIsBuhari and @tonyblairoffice pic.twitter.com/c91UOubh3a"


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satify us or we will mass divorce ..kaduna women

A

group of women from the Rido community in Kaduna State, took to the streets on Wednesday, February 19, 2015 to publicly complain about their husband’s sexual weakness, asking that they start performing their matrimonial duties or face mass divorce.

The women, who were assembled at the NDA Junction

he asked how to be a yahoo boy ...see replied

Yahoo Biz: People, I want you guys to put mi
through on how to do yahoo business.
How do I go about it? Or how does it work? Both
the hacking and the swindling stuffs.
I need these pieces of info for a research I'm
carrying out. Thanks.
(Quote ) ( Report) ( Like) (Share)
Re: How To Do Yahoo Business? by temmyabby
(f ): 2:47pm On May 16 , 2007
aahhh, na wah oh, me i don't understand dis one
oh, u want people to teach u aw to go yahoo buz
here , what kind of research is that?, i don't
do it so i can't help, but pls don't koba urself and

soildiers clash with civilian jtf

Pandemonium ensued in Yola, the Adamawa State
capital on Friday, disruptimg business activities at
the popular Jimeta shopping complex, as soldiers
and civilian JTF members clashed inside the
complex.
The development forced shops owners to close
for the day for fear of being killed following the
sporadic shooting by the armed soldiers in the
market.
An eyewitnesses said trouble started when a
group of soldiers in mufti arrived the shopping
complex in search of a runaway sister of one of
them.
The eyewitness noted that on arrival in the
shopping complex , the soldier went straight to a
shop owner, whom they suspected was hiding the

While the battle to route Boko Haram insurgents within six weeks as promised by the Federal government rages, an army officer, nursing the wounds and deep feelings over the whole incident, spoke exhaustively to Saturday Vanguard about his battle field experiences at Gombe and Yobe axis and why he deserted the profession he loves so much.

His narration which runs like a ‘war memoir’ is as interesting although the military has recorded reasonable success with more equipment with which they have attacked terror camps and killed a great number of them. However we present to you an interesting account of an officer who deserted the army from the battle front.
Excerpts:

BACKGROUND
‘’I have served Nigerian Army for about twenty years. I enrolled through the regular course.
I have served in almost all formations in the country. I am from the middle Belt part of the country, married with two children, a boy and girl. I have also served in foreign missions in Sierra-leone, Liberia and Dafur and we always came out in flying colours. Sierra-leone and Liberia were for peace enforcement while Dafur was for peace support missions. We fought real battles at Sierra-leone and Liberia for about one year. We were there as a member of ECOWAS and we proved our mettle. It was popularly called ECOMOG. The battles were tense but rewarding in the sense that we were heavily equipped and all we needed for the war were adequately provided for us. During the battles we recorded very minimal casualty though. You know that it is difficult not to record casualties in war situations.


A picture taken on February 17, 2015 shows Cameroonian soldiers patrolling in the Cameroonian town of Fotokol, on the border with Nigeria, after clashes occurred on February 4 between Cameroonian troops and Nigeria-based Boko Haram insurgents. Nigerian Boko Haram fighters went on the rampage in the Cameroonian border town of Fotokol on February 4, massacring dozens of civilians and torching a mosque before being repelled by regional forces AFP PHOTO

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT LARGESSE
‘’In spite of the fact that the war was being fought outside Nigeria, the Federal Government of Nigeria under General Abacha provided us with all we needed and when ever we complained of any inadequacy, the Federal government provided them without delay. That was the spirit and we relished and cherished it. It was such that we were all looking forward to being drafted back to continue with the war. But it is a totally different thing with the against Boko Haram in the North Eastern part of Nigeria.

FEARS OVER ILL-PREPARATION
This is a war in which almost 95% of our soldiers fear to join. Our fears are not that we were not trained enough to face the challenges but simply because we seem not to be prepared, at all, for the war. A lot of sabotage, politics and other extraneous factors are seriously inhibiting the success of the war. Unfortunately, we are loosing a lot in men and material. It is so much that whenever the toll will be taken, the world will weep for this country. Already, thousands of families are in deep grief, having lost their dear ones in the war.
As we speak, I have deserted from the battle field at Bajoga, Yobe State. Let me give you a vivid account of the circumstances that led to my deserting the profession I love so much.

Tale of a ‪#‎lizard‬ ~ Japan.

Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls during renovation, the workman found that there was a lizard stuck there b'se a nail from outside was hammered into one of its feet.

He saw this, felt pity, and at the same time he was curious. When he checked the nail, turns out, it was nailed 10 yrs ago when the house was first built.

What happened?

Massive fire engulfs Dubai

A massive blaze has engulfed the ‘Marina Torch’
skyscraper in Dubai, forcing hundreds of people to
flee the 336-meter-high tower – one of the tallest
residential buildings in the world.
The fire started in the middle of the tower, rapidly
spreading across some 15 floors, according to
photos and videos from the scene....details to come

Dont Drink Cold Water- Here's why

We all agree that nothing beats the sensation you
get when you down a bottle of cold water or soda
when you are hot. That chilling and refreshing
sensation could akin to seeing a river in a desert.
As rewarding as cold water can be, in hot
weathers like ours, experts say that it comes with
serious health consequences. They warn that one
may need to hands off drinking cold water
regularly due to its negative impact on the heart
and the digestive system.
Consultant nutritionist, Dr. Tosin Akinsanya, says
even though the body cannot have too much of
water, it complains when it has too much of cold
water. According to the food and healthy living
expert, cold water is at a temperature that
contradicts the overall temperature within the
body system.
Akinsanya says that normal body temperature of
the body is between 34 and 37 oC while that of
cold water is usually between zero and two
degrees Celsius and this sudden change in
temperature levels, which usually happens when
we drink cold water, shocks the body, leading to
chronic diseases in those who drink it over time.
“The body is made up of 70 per cent of warm
water. Water is the most important fluid in the
body because it is the medium blood uses. It is
the medium which circulates nutrients around the
body. If the 30 per cent we drink is against the
normal temperature of the body, we see how hard
it is for the body to make use of it. Cold water
causes distress in the tissues and blood vessels.
“The body has to warm up the cold water you
drink every time to an acceptable temperature
before it can take it up for digestion, nutrient and
blood circulation. That is why we advise people
not, take drugs with cold water. The drugs will
not digest on time; it means you won’t get the
best of the drugs because the water did not
dissolve on time.”
Family health physician and author of Ten Habits
To Drop Right Now, Dr. Vasant Lad, adds that
drinking cold water after a meal has adverse
effects on the digestive system. Lad also warns
against drinking cold water immediately before a
meal.
For Dr. Lucia John, a major reason why we
should ditch cold water for tepid or warm one is

Signs THat she wants You

1) She has not resisted being alone with you
on AT LEAST 2 instances.


Women are masters at avoiding awkward one-on-one
situations with men they don’t like. They would rather
take a long walk down the street on a hot day than to
spend 15 minutes alone with a disgusting guy she has
no sexual interest in on a bus. Even if you have a group
project meeting and you came early and found her early
as well… she will not want to spent personal time with
you if she doesn’t have an interest in you. She will likely
whip out her iPhone and fiddle on a worthless APP or
talk to a friend on an urgent call instead of talking to
you on an individual basis.
She may give you that one chance on a first coincidental
incident to be alone with her. If she does not like what
you have put her through, there will NEVER be a second
time.
So when she has allowed herself to be alone with her on
at least 2 occasions, it’s time to step up your game.

2). She reveals her cleavage to you AND does
not fix it when you call her on it.


Women wear alluring dresses all the time but gives a
look of disgust whenever a guy checks her out. There is
a common misconception that women dress that way
to RAISE their attraction to men.
The reality of what’s going on is that women dress that
way to RAISE their attraction for that ONE man that
means something to her. Every banana means nothing
to her EXCEPT that ONE banana.
There’s a lot of psychology going on here. Like making
the man she wants see that she has a very high value to
other men. But I’m not going to go into that.
Next time you managed to steal a peek at her cleavage,
call her out on it. If she does nothing to fix it or “fix” it
just to easily reveal her depth to you 3 seconds later,
you have been given the all-clear to make your move.

you must see this in a boys hostel

1 Bagco bags for garri
As we all know, G-flakes is the fastest food for we guys, we gast load the room with bags of garri so as to increase our chances of survival...

2 Football, whot and dice
As we all know that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, guys need to catch fun at times, therefore, all these are needed to catch the funs

3 Atleast 4 lamps in a room
As i said before, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but also All play and no work makes Jack a foolis.h boy

4 Spoons up and down
I know guys can't deny this, even if you check some guys pockets, you will see spoon, this is usually useful when you want to scavenge.

5 Nylons of tomato paste and grinded pepper
As you all know that concoction rice is our best food in the hostel, we need these ingredients so as to make it more reddish and look like jollof rice.

6 Surebet, 9jabet, Bet9ja, 360bets tickets
We don't need to call home everytime we need money tho, so guys deduce this means so as to support at times, if ticket chop, thank God, if ticket no chop, na to go forecast again.

7 packets of condom
you will only find this at the secret places in the hostels.... don't lemme list the place here before babes starts doing sanitations whenever they come to our hostel.

8 Guys walking Unclad out of the bathrooms after bathing
If i hear say me sef no dey do am, 70% of the guys are guilty of this.....


 Will Surely Find In Male Hostels

19 SIGNS YOU ARE ALREADY SUCCESSFUL AND YOU ARE SIMPLY UNAWARE

1. You aren’t controlled by your income.
You might not be able to afford a Rolex, but if you aren’t living from week-to-week financially you are a success.

2. You don’t seek praise.
Being able to do your part without looking for praise is a strong sign of mental security.

3. You suffer less drama.
A lack of chaos points to order and harmony.

4. You have a plan and drive.
If you actually have a framework to follow in your life to reach your life goals, you are already pretty successful. Most people don’t plan ahead! If you don’t mind getting your sleeves rolled up and your hands dirty to achieve those goals, you are better off than you think.

5. You crave more and strive to improve.
Ambition and a desire for knowledge and improvement points to a determined individual who seeks to better themselves.

6. You are an early bird and manage time well.
When you find that you are jumping out of bed, ready to attack the day, you can probably point to a successful lifestyle and personality. Time management is a sign of long-term success, and being able to use the time in any given day to be productive is the sign of a successful person.

7. You are socially active and keep successful friends.
Success tends to come in many different ways, not just your rank or your pay packet. If you are able to get involved in many different situations with a variety of social circles you can point to a healthy and harmonious life–people don’t tend to stick around toxic personalities. Success around you is the easiest way to inspire yourself.

french citizens in Boko haram Squad

• Arrest proves sect has European members
• Bama, Baga about to be liberated as more
insurgents are slayed in Sambisa, Gwoza
• Chad inflicts more casualties on terror group
Senator Iroegbu in Abuja with agency report
Following the capture of eight French nationals
who are members of the terror group Boko
Haram, a diplomatic spat has ensued between
France and Cameroun, which has insisted on
trying the terror suspects.
A top Nigerian intelligence source opened up to
THISDAY on the brewing diplomatic tensions
between France and one of her Francophone
allies in the sub-region following the shocking
discovery that some French citizens are staunch
members of the sect, a throwback to their
membership of the terror group, Islamic State in
Iraq and Syria (ISIS).
According to findings, France was reported to
have chided her former colony for insisting on
trying the terrorists in Cameroun instead of
handing them over to the French authorities.
Enraged by the audacity of Cameroun to hold its
citizens, the French Foreign Minister, Mr. Lauren
Fabuci, was alleged to have ordered that the
suspects be handed over to the European country
with immediate effect.
However, Camerounian authorities were said to
have felt slighted and have protested the manner
in which France had demanded the release of its
nationals.
A Camerounian minister was quoted to have said:
“Mr. Lauren Fabuci, the French Foreign Minister,
has ordered Cameroun to release immediately
eight Europeans captured by our security men, for
being part of Boko Haram terrorists.
“Mr. Fabuci demanded their immediate handover
to France so that they can prosecute the
terrorists on French soil, ignoring our sovereignty
and independence.
“The French are acting as if Cameroun is their
errand boy that they can order around and ignore
the fact that we have our own laws with which
we can try the terrorists.”
The latest revelation has lent credence to strong
suspicions in the Nigerian intelligence community
that Boko Haram has strong foreign backing

Things you can only find in a girls Hostel

Having been to Girls' hostel a couple of times
those days, I could say I've gathered some things
I saw in there which are kinda scarce in Boys'
hostel.
Below Are Some Of Those Things You :
1. A Custard Container
I guess it's what they call " Shyting Bucket". The
possession of Shyting bucket is the prevention of
toilet diseases i.e candida etc.
2. Under wears ( e.g pants and bra) Being Hung
Everywhere
Honestly, this gives me creep. Don't ask me
where it should be hung but at least when it is
male visiting hours, you should take them off.

Buhari in uk Hospital

The presidential candidate of the All Progressive
Congress, Maj.Gen Muhammadu Buhari has been
flown out of the country to the United Kingdom
for medical check-up aboard a British Airways
plane.It was gathered from a reliable source that
he travelled out this morning around 9 am.Details
around his health have remained sketchy, but it is
rumoured he has gone to treata nagging health
condition – prostate cancer.More details later…….
http://www.theheraldng.com/breaking-buhari-
flown-abroad-medical-check/

He's a husband material(heres why)

How do you know he is an husband material?
1. He calls you often and asks how your day
went.
He does this in a friendly manner. He doesn't
"act" it.
2. He visits you on sick bed and perhaps sleeps
there with you.
This implies that he is willing to accept your "ups"
and your "downs" alike.
3. He loves your siblings as his own.
He loves your siblings and plays with them
carefreely? Haba, think about it!
4. He talks to you with respect.
He doesn't talk down on you even when you talk
flippantly. He ignores without and scolds within
with respect.
5. He doesn't force sex on you.
He loves you so much that he won't force
anything you're not comfortable with including
premarital sex.
6. He gives you cash when you need it.
He is responsible in your financial issues. He likes
giving to you to the best of his capacity. He even
tells you his whole salary . He loves you then.
7. He tells you the truth not minding how you
feel. He later pets you
He doesn't leave you to yourself. He scolds within
but with love. He draws you back with one hand
however. He doesn't sleep with malice.
8. He talks of his future plans with you in it.
He plans his future and includes you. That's a
major sign.
Ladies, this kind of guy exist. Don't give up on us
yet. Naija guys are all you need. At least, I am
here

Mother Doesn't EXist

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked
the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”
The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be
something after delivery. Maybe we are here to
prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”
“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after
delivery. What kind of life would that be?”
The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be
more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our
legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have
other senses that we can’t understand now.”
The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is
impossible. And eating with our mouths?
Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition
and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is
so short. Life after delivery is to be logically
excluded.”
The second insisted, “Well I think there is
something and maybe it’s different than it is here.
Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”
The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there
is life, then why has no one has ever come back
from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the
after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and
silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”
“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly
we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”
The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in
Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then
where is She now?”
The second said, “She is all around us. We are
surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that
we live. Without Her this world would not and
could not exist.”
Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only
logical that She doesn’t exist.”
To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when
you’re in silence and you focus and you really
listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can
hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”

She's a wife material ( How)

1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join
you in drinking garri, marry her.
2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked
gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals,
she's understanding, marry her.
3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she
decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na
your bone be that.
4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays,
that's a good sign.
5. She comes to your house and wash even your
brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's
yours.
6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went
for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you,
marry her because she read Economics.
7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need
airtime, brother claim her o.
8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money
everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

Life pension for President,vice

THE National Assembly, yesterday, completed the
amendment of the 1999 Constitution with
approval of life pension for anybody who has held
office as President or Vice President, Senate
President or Deputy Senate President, Speaker or
Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives.
But beneficiaries of this gesture must be
occupants who successfully concluded their terms
in office without removal or impeachment.
The amended constitution, which was presented
as motion, to the floor of the Senate by the
Chairman, Senate Committee on the Review of
the 1999 Constitution, Senator Ike Ekweremadu,
for onward transmission to the president for
assent, also made it mandatory for the president
to appear once a year before the joint sitting of
the National Assembly to deliver an address in
respect of the state of the nation.
But the president, in the expected constitution,
loses the power to solely assent to bills passed
by the National Assembly. The same applies to
state governors.
The amended Clause read: “Any person who has
held office as President or Deputy President of
the Senate, Speaker or Deputy Speaker of the
House of Representatives, shall be entitled to
pension for life at a rate equivalent to the annual
salary of the incumbent President or Deputy
President of the Senate, Speaker or Deputy
Speaker of the House of Representatives,
provided that such a person was not removed
from office by the process of impeachment or for
breach of any of the provisions of this
Constitution.
“The president shall attend a joint meeting of the
National Assembly once a year to deliver an
address in respect of the state of the nation. He
may attend any joint meeting of the National
Assembly, either to deliver an address on national
affairs including fiscal measures, or to make such
statement on the policy of government as he
considers to be of national importance.”
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/nass-approves-
life-pension-for-president-vice-in-new-constitution/

Military Force Alone Can’t Defeat Boko Haram, Others

The United States President Barack Obama said
on Tuesday that military force alone could not
defeat the Boko Haram insurgents and other
terrorist organisations around the world.
Obama’s statement came ahead of Thursday’s
Summit on Countering Violent Extremism.
According to the US Department of States,
Washington is hosting the summit to highlight
domestic and international efforts to prevent
violent extremists and their supporters from
radicalizing, recruiting or inspiring individuals or
groups in its country and abroad to commit acts
of violence, “efforts made even more imperative in
light of recent, tragic attacks throughout the
world.”
Details later…
www.punchng.com/news/military-force-alone-
cant-defeat-bharam-others-obama/

The many controvesies surrounding Ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo

Former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo has
been embroiled in a lot of controversies.
Many continue to wonder what makes Obasanjo
thick and how he manages to get away with
things other people would not even dare to try.
Like a cat with nine lives, Obasanjo came out of
prison and assumed the number position in
Nigerian in 1999. Though he did not have the
support of his people in the Southwest, other
parts of the country voted for him.
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo is not an
ordinary Nigerian citizen as he has become some
sort of political Mecca where countless politicians
and political parties pay homage and source for
advice concerning their ambition.
One thing about the former President is that he is
never afraid of courting controversies, an action
which has fetched him a lot of enemies and
criticisms. But Obasanjo seems not to be
bothered with his critiques as he keeps saying his
mind, irrespective of who gets hurt.
Let’s take a look at some of the controversies
that former President has been involved in.
1. Obasanjo dumps PDP in a very dramatic
manner:
This is the most recent act of Obasanjo that has
everybody talking. On Monday, February 16,
Obasanjo officially left the ruling Peoples’
Democratic Party (PDP). The fact that he left the
party was not the issue but the manner he did it.
He tore his party membership card in public, an
action which the party described as an insult.
2. He wrote a controversial autobiography:
The former President’s autobiography, ‘My Watch’
which was unveiled at the at the Lagos Country
club Ikeja, Lagos, on December 9, 2014, caused
quite a stir in the country. The book strongly
criticized a lot of top Nigerian politicians like
president Goodluck Jonathan, Bola Tinubu,
Gbenga Daniel and others. Despite being stopped
by a court injunction, Obasanjo had gone ahead
to launch the three-volume book.
Though the book was banned from being sold in
Nigeria, the former President refused to be
deterred and took it to other countries where it
will not be banned.
3. Attempted a third term:
Obasanjo was the only president who attempted
a third term but was confronted. Obasanjo was
embroiled in controversy regarding his “Third
Term Agenda,” a plan to modify the constitution
so he could serve a third term as President. This
led to a political media uproar in Nigeria.
Obasanjo later denied his involvement in the third
term agenda.
Speaking at the launch of his autobiography, he
denied seeking a third term but admitted he knew
about it. He had said: “Third term was not my
agenda or intention although I would not say I
didn’t know about it. I didn’t mastermind third
term. Those who were telling me to go on were
the governors that were going to benefit from it.”
4. Obasanjo’s letter to Jonathan:
In 2013, the former president stirred up a storm
with an explosive 18-page letter entitled “Before it
is too late” to President Goodluck Jonathan
detailing what he perceived to be the president’s
shortcomings. This had sparked a lot of reactions
in the country at the time.
5[b]. Iyabo’s letter to her father:[/b]
Following Obasanjo’s 18-page letter, his daughter,
Senator Iyabo Obasanjo had allegedly written a
letter to her father. She had denounced Obasanjo
as a self-seeking man lacking in all key
expectations of a father and a leader, but often
appearing quick to accuse others of the same ills.
The letter was surrounded in controversy as the
spokespersons and family members of Obasanjo
alleged that the letter was forged. Meanwhile,
Iyabo refused to denounce or deny her authorship
of a blistering letter. Obasanjo had alleged that
Iyabo was coerced by President Goodluck
Jonathan’s administration to write the letter to
him in a bid to embarrass him
6. His son Gbenga accused him of sleeping with
his wife:
In 2008, Gbenga, the first son of the former
president dropped a bombshell on his father’s
alleged sexual intimacy with his estranged wife,
Moji. Gbenga, in a sworn affidavit, submitted to a
divorce court accused his father of sleeping with
his wife. The former president was summoned in
court in what appeared to be a messy divorce
between Gbenga and his wife.
7[b]. The Odi massacre:[/b]
This was an attack carried out on November 20,
1999, by the Nigerian military during Obasanjo’s
reign as president. Nearly 2500 civilians were
reportedly killed in the predominantly Ijaw town
of Odi in Bayelsa state, while every building in the
town except the bank, the Anglican church and
the health center were burned to the ground.
Report has it that massacre was ordered by
Obasanjo. On his command the world witnessed
one of the most tragic abuse of human right and
genocide in Odi.

Nigeria's Top 20 Richest Musicians And Their Net Worth

Music has been paying heavily in Nigeria for the past ten years. No wonder average Nigerian youths sees music as the quick means to wealth and fame. Why not! When a good number of artistes have risen from nothing to something over the years, enjoying wealth that can only be imagined by average people. The question is Who is the richest among these musicians and how much are they worth?
In music, your popularity determines your worth, you don't make poo if you are not popular. How do we determine the popularity of an artiste? Do not let their noises or that of their fans deafen your ears, some aren't worth that much, while some worth so much.

The number one means of knowing how popular a musician or music is, is by checking out it's YouTube stat. If you are popular, it will show on your YouTube views, no manipulation. And if you have a great stat on YouTube, you are a great artiste, making good money.

Another means is through awards but since most music awards are heavily manipulated, we are going to skip awards and use other means such as endorsement and ability to pull crowed and command good appearance fee. Self promotion isn't gonna count in this rating.

Here I present to you the top 20 richest musicians in Nigeria and their estimated net worth. This list is the most detailed and most accurate you can find anywhere on the internet. Enjoy!

20. Patoranking - This guy is making name for himself in the music industry in Nigeria and it's not surprising that he made the top 20 richest musicians in Nigeria despite that it's not been quite long since he breaks into the limelight.

His hit song (Girlie O) featuring Tiwa Savage has grossed over 4 million views on YouTube as the time this article was being written. Patoranking's net worth is estimated to be - N350,000,000

19. Olamide - One of the craziest rapper in Nigeria and Africa. So crazy he called himself Badoo. Olamide has built name and fortune for himself in the music industry in Nigeria. Right from the first day I heard him first song, I knew he was gonna make it in the music industry.

His song with the highest YouTube views is "Eleda Mi" with 1.2 million views. He was able to over take Patoranking due to the fact he has multiple single with collective views of more than 5million. He is believed be to be the mastermind behind the rise of Shoki. Olamide's current net worth is put at - N560,000,000

18. Chidinma Ekile - Chidinma has one thing going for her - she is extremely likeable. That alone has skyrocketed her take home performance fees and worth to an enviable position. From a mere contestant in MTN Project Fame to a household name in Nigeria, Chidinma has created wealth that her peers could only dream about.

Her biggest video to date is "Kedike" with 1.2 million YouTube hit, followed by "Oh Baby" featuring Falvour with 600,000 views. And collective views of about 5 million. Chidinma's net worth is put at - N572,000,000

17. Duncan Mighty - He has refused to step an inch away from the Niger Delta oil. With unique beats, superior voice quality, and dance step to match, Duncan Mighty is considered one of the most successful artistes ever come out of the Niger Delta.

He most popular song on YouTube.com is "Obianuju" and "Port Harcourt Boy" which has collective views of 3.1 million. With strong affiliation to the Niger Delta politicians, Duncan mighty is estimated to worth - N700,000,000.

16. Yemi Alade - How she made it? I don't know, but she is currently the biggest female musician in Nigeria after Tiwa Savage and may overtake Tiwa in a couple of years if not months. The first day I heard "Jonny" played in my car by one of the Nigerian F.M Station, I knew something serious was about to hit us.

Yemi currently has the most successful and most popular music video by any African female artiste on YouTube. The total views for "JONNY" as at this time is 13,435,171. Yemi Alade's current net worth is N820 million.

15. Ice Prince - He broke into the limelight with "Oleku" featuring Brymo which currently has 3.1 million views on YouTube. Ice Prince Zamani is one of the finest rapper in Nigeria. To me, he is better than M.I in terms of flow.

Few days ago, the picture of when he was younger and hustling hit the internet and you can see how far she has been transformed from a naive young boy to a world class superstar! Ice prince net worth is - N870,000,000.

14. Phyno - The only hardcore rapper I've ever seen in Africa. He does it like no other, providing new dimension to rap music in Nigeria. Phyno is to the Igbos what Olamide is for Yorubas but he does it in a completely different fashion. So good that rap haters like me is forced to like rap music.

Phyno is a genius. Everyone wants to collaborate with Phyno for good reasons. He is hot in the market. Phyno's net worth is put at - N900,000,000.

13. Tiwa Savage - Welcome the queen of music in Nigeria, the sexy mama, the first lady of Mavins Record! Tiwa Savage is among the very few Nigerian artistes whose average video is grossing over 1 million on YouTube. She currently has about five videos with more than a million views each. Eminado is currently doing 7+ million.

Her net worth is - N970,000,000 and may soon crossover to billion in this rating within the next couple of months.

12. KCee - Currently making serious wave in the Nigerian music scene, KCee, formerly a member of the KCPresh is one of the most fortunate guys in the industry. He picked the right beat at the right time, and the rest has become history.

His hit songs "Limpopo" and "Pull Over" are currently on 14.5 million views collectively on YouTube. KCee net worth is - N983,000,000

11. M.I - Regarded as the most successful rap artiste ever in Africa, M.I has built a reputation that will be too difficult for anyone to surmount. He is among the major stakeholders in Chocolate City Records and is credited with the rise to fame of Ice Prince Zamani.

For the sake of the record label and the stars that came through it, we are placing MI at number 11 on this list. His current net worth is - N988,000,000.

10. Timaya - Timaya's vocal power is unmatched in the industry. He is one one the best and probably the most successful music star ever come out of the Niger Delta area. Far more successful than Daniel Wilson and others. He is truly the "Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa".

One of his hit track "Sanko" is about to hit 2 million views while his biggest hit "Bum Bum" featuring Sean Paul has already grossed over 16 million on YouTube. Timaya net worth is - N1.1billion

09. Banky W - Two best music videos ever done in Nigeria to his credit (Lagos Party and Wizkid's Holla at ur Boy) and a serious record label of his own, Banky W is surely a force to reckon with in the Music business in Nigeria.

From Etisalat to Samsung, he has the knack to land juicy endorsement deals anytime. Started with a copycat of Rihanna's song, he graduated to international superstar, doing original songs and winning awards. Banky W net worth is - N1.8 billion.


08. Wizkid - From a backup [like] artiste to Banky W, Wizkid was transformed into international mega star by just one music video - Holla at ur Boi! That video created the defining moment in his career and today, he is the Wizkid you and I know.

Widely regarded as the Austine Bieber of Nigeria, Wizkid one of the stars in the industry that many upcoming artistes look up to, to be just like him. What he lacks in vocal talent, he makes up in personality appeal. Wizkid net worth is - N2.3 billion.

07. Iyanya - From a hungry project fame ex-winner to international famous superstar within the space of three years. Iyanya has shown that if you want to be successful in Nigeria, give them what they want and you will be blessed with wealth.

Iyanya's hit song ("Kukere" complete with it's one unique dance step) currently has more than 15 million views on YouTube. His net worth is - N2.5 billion.

06. Davido - What he lacks in physical appeal, he makes up with great vocal talent - the twisted version of Wizkid. Davido is one musician in Nigeria that I so much like his vocal talent, he is a singer and song maker extraordinaire.

His two songs "Aye" and "Gobe" are currently having 15 million and 11 million respectively on YouTube. Son of a politician and business man, Davido' net worth is - N2.9 billion.

05. Tu Face - The one everyone respects in the industry. Tu Face has become the present day legend in African pop culture. By the time he hangs his trumpet, he will be studied in universities across Africa. African Queen remains his biggest hit ever, meaning that this legend lives largely in the past glory

He has not been able to do another song more popular than the famous African Queen or even close to it's popularity. But what he lacks in hit songs, he makes up in reproduction, building future generation of Idibias. Tu Face net worth is - N4.5 billion.

04. D'Banj - From life in the streets of The United Kingdom to MoHit and one of the biggest superstar Nigeria has ever seen. D'Banj has proved that what you need to become successful is in you. You don't need to look for it elsewhere, it's within you.

His biggest song ever is the last song produced by Don Jazzy, Oliver Twist. It dethroned P-Square's songs temporally in 2013 as the highest viewed Nigerian song on YouTube before Personally from P-Square reclaimed the number one spot. D'Banj net worth is - N5 billion.

03. Flavour - Virtually every artistes in the industry has featured Flavour in the songs. His vocal ability is unrivaled. He is one of the very best the industry has ever seen. From the moment he picked up the guitar, you now he is destined to the top. Flavour Nabalia is one like no other and no one could mimic him successfully no matter how hard you try. He is the one and only Flavour, and after him there may be no other Flavour.

He has everything going for him. His physical appeal, pure vocal talent, and mastery of the music instruments, Flavour is everything others desires to be. His current net worth is - N5.7 billion

02. Don Jazzy - The only musician in this list with no song to call his own. Yet, he command so much respect and money that even the best in the industry dare not ask who is he. Don Jazzy is builder, a producer extraordinaire and industry pacesetter. Whatever thing he lays his hands on becomes gold. He produced D'Banj to international superstar, and when D'Banj left, he produced other superstars.

Dorobucci, Eminado, Sulurere, Banana - these are are some of the major hits he produced after the MoHit saga. Don Jazzy net worth is - N7 billion.

have you gotten your Transformation RICE

She says it’s for the transformation of a better Nigeria under President Jonathan and Namadi Sambo.

One Bad Turn

ONE BAD TURN! 

By David Nwajiuba

It was the twenty-third of December. Oke looked at his wristwatch, 6:22 pm, a few more minutes to the close of the day’s work but the day still held a little light outside. He hated his life more now that Christmas festivities were on all around town and he and other workers still had to stay late at the boutique because the season was favourable for sales. The only consolation he had was the elegance about the boutique, the beautiful Nkechi, the new employee and the quality custom made uniforms they all had to wear- it gave him some form of importance- three short sleeved shirts and two golf styled premium t-shirts for the male workers. The uniforms were so good and of top quality, Oke had considered wearing them, severally, to occasions and events. He hated Madam Mabel for having ordered the word, “SECTION ATTENDANT”, to be sewn unto all their uniforms in bold cursive font.

 Nurmbergers was one of the large boutiques in Port Harcourt. It was well air conditioned and partitioned into three man segments- Adult Male, Adult Female and Youngster. It had soothing light décor and serenading musical blues playing continuously over the tiny speakers all over the place providing a calculated psychological ambience that made it easy for customers to spend like they had black belt in shopping or were nuclear relatives of Aliko Dangote. You never knew what hit you, until you came out of the boutique, saddled with purchases you had no budget for or need of.

Oke and a few other staff members that had worked for a while at Nurmbergers had, each, devised a unique means to gaining extra cash. The unwritten code was, no one was to know the other’s strategy yet each was to help cover the other’s track when requested or as appropriate. At certain times they executed joint sabotage against the boutique but this was rare.

It didn’t help that Madam Mabel, the boutique’s owner was arrogant, selfish, stingy and rude to her workers. She had heard how workers had ripped off their bosses and had determined never to let that happen to her. Hence she treated all her ten staff members, with great suspicion and severity.

 Everyone but her knew that, she had raised an army of very sleek and ingenious thieves as staff members. She had noticed that most times when she made unannounced visits to the boutique, they appeared to have funny looks on their faces that suggested that they were covering up trails from her, but she just couldn’t place her hand on any clue as to any wrongdoing on their part.

 Edidiong, the boutique’s disposal guy and longest serving staff member, often joked that, the staff members had so perfected their rip-off act, complete with sign language and gestures to communicate when needed; such precision that even the United States FBI, with all the forensic help it has, would have a hard time detecting any foul play at Nurmbergers.

Oke spotted a young man walking in idly, approaching the adult male section of the boutique. He looked very well dressed; an almost overly starched sky blue military-styled, short sleeved shirt, an expensive-looking cream coloured chinos trousers and shiny polished black pointed shoes. Oke smiled to himself, he stood up from the long stool and brushed off the creases on his shirt. Part of their job as section attendants was to help customers find their way around and encourage them to buy as much as possible. The workers got bonus for doing that.

The Sad Aftermath Of Valentine...{see photos}

Lot of post about today buh reality is never discussed.. Nt saying Val is nt important but flexing out with the wrong person is d main problem... Outline of possible Val results. .. I mean the bad side..

1 laying your self under a jobless man all bcox of love am sure u will gve birth to poverty but is limited Cox Dre is always change..

2)sleeping with a person infected with Aids my friend ur condition is unlimited And running on a platform of 4G network..

3)using your sch fees money to take that chick out oops u later become a jobless fraud nd d gal becomes Linda ikeji nd she knows where to write her story from abt u..

How I Actually escaped Val This Year (see photos)

.. well then!!

More Pics AFTER Cut

Tinubu's Reply to soildiers deployed around his home

Ok, the gist is that the All Progressives Congress (APC) leader and former Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, raised an alarm concerning military personnel stalking his home which is nestled in highbrow Bourdillon, Ikoyi in Lagos. He didn’t quite like the sight of the soldiers milling about the place and said so here.

The army debunked Tinubu’s claims with a statement of its own; to the effect that no soldiers were deployed to Asiwaju’s home and that the APC leader is only crying wolf where none exists. See the army’s riposte here.

Anyhoo, we saw this banner resting on the fence of Bola Tinubu’s home this morning as we drove past Bourdillon. Two banners were hung on the fence of the main house and the adjoining building.

It was a message for the army, more or less. One that suggested that their skills were better suited elsewhere. “This is not Sambisa Forest. Wrong Posting,” the banner read.

Now, in case you’ve been submerged in some cave in the last decade, Sambisa Forest is the swathe of thick forest and shrubs under the control of the terrorist Boko Haram sect. The army has found the area impregnable, billions of dollars in military budgets after.

We can wager that APC stalwarts and Tinubu supporters must have put up these mischievous banners while men slept.

Just before midnight last Thursday, a lorry load of soldiers traversed Bourdillon Road and Falomo Roundabout for about an hour before disappearing into the night, one eyewitness said.

The APC has also sent out a statement to the effect that most of its party officials are being ferreted by the military and that their mobile phones have been bugged as well.

"This is the message we found on the fence of the APC National Leader, Bola Tinubu's house this morning. The two banners hung in the fence of the main house and the next building to his house. The message was loud and clear to the military who have been patrolling Tinubu's house and the stretch of Bourdillon Road since last Sunday. The message on the banners meant for the military- "This is not Sambisa Forest. Wrong Posting."Sambisa Forest is the forest under the control of Boko Haram for years and is yet to be penetrated by the Nigerian military. It is suspected that APC stalwarts and Tinubu supporters must have put up the message over night.
Last night about 11pm, a lorry load of soldiers drove back and forth on Bourdillon Road and round the Falomo Roundabout for about an hour before finally driving off. http://www.maxgist.com/2015/02/bola-tinubus-fence-and-sambiisa-poster.html

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What I'll Be Giving My G.f Tomorrow As Val Gift. See Photo

Marriage application Form

NYSC 2014
I fell in love with this cute damsel
and
everything was going on fine until i
made
my intention known to her father &
being
a learned man, here is what he gave
me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you?
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother?
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address:
Email:
Phone:
Home:
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Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this post and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

10 Strange things all men have done at least once

1. Attempted to twerk.

2. Measured his Johnson.

3. Pick upon a pair of boxers off the floor, smelled them and wear them regardless of what they smelt like.

4. Written his name with his urine while pissing.

5. Combed his chest hair.

6. Free styled and truly believed they were born rappers.

7. Hold the Johnson upwards while peeing and pretend it's a fountain.

8. Self-Serviced

9. Scratched their balls.

10. Open their legs as wide as possible when their balls get stuck to their thighs, so it unsticks. Best feeling ever.

President Jonathans Salary/Earnings vs Tax Payment

Abuja- President Goodluck Jonathan made tax payments of N6, 264,221.75 to the Federal Inland Revenue Service, (FIRS), out of a total of N43, 230, 871.44 as president between 2011 and 2013.

Details of the president’s tax payment also showed that the president did not earn any other income besides his fixed income as president of the country in that period. There were no indications of income from stocks or other businesses that the president could have had.
Despite earning a regular service of N14, 410, 290.48 in each of the three years, the president tax liabilities however increased in 2012 and 2013 to N2, 510, 775. 77 up from the N1, 242, 670.21 paid in 2011.

The returns were displayed at the office of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, at Area 10, Abuja.
The income tax clearance certificate from the Federal Inland Revenue Service with Ref no- Abj/MDA/PAYE/09690150 and dated July 2, 2014 were part of the president’s submission as presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party, PDP.

The document tagged with: “To whom it may concern,” indicated that the president’s source of income was ‘employment’.
The clearance which was stamped and received in the Legal Services Department of INEC on December 18, 2014, reads- “This is to certify that Dr. Jonathan Ebele Goodluck (Presidency), has paid income tax assessment for the past three years.

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Valentine Special-hOW tO Get Any Girl You WANT

Bad boys
may be good for a fling, but everyone knows they’re not for keepers. And good
guys are boring. So how to get the girl you want without being too nice or too
bad? Here’s a ten step guide to be the oh-so-desirable brat boy.

Bad boys aren’t bad anymore.
The good ones never were good.
So who’s the new super kid on the block?
If you’ve been preening yourself, and doing the bad boy thing because that’s
what you think girls really want, it’s probably time for you to step aside.
And make way for the new man who’s stepping up to rule the streets. The Brat
Boy.
We girls do like the regular bad boys that run along the likes of Colin

THE PROBLEM WITH AFRICA

It might be acceptable for one to say that Africa is like a demonstration continent that is constructed and then demolished, and constructed again, only to be demolished once again. It literally goes on and on in Africa because real countries have gone leaving only the names. There seems to be no permanent or consistent pattern of development and advancement on the continent that is one of the richest in resources yet has the poorest and most miserable people in the world.

Africa today is still as much in problems as it was more than a century ago as the continent continuously suffers and recovers from one disaster only to fall into another. Natural as well as manmade disasters have lampooned the continent in pretty much the same way with the droughts and famine such as endured for years in Ethiopia then Sub-Saharan Africa, and now Niger where millions are at risk of annihilation. We have witnessed civil wars and related conflicts that have culminated in genocides of the sort that have been witnessed in Rwanda, some parts of the DR Congo, and lately Sudan’s Darfur region.

The analysis I have made over the years brings me to a conclusion that the African problem is mainly two pronged, of which the most fatal of the two prongs is the government and systems of democracy that are the brain child of those who rule rather than lead the African people. The other prong is the western COUNTRIES who have exploited the continent ever since. These western economically superior countries literally rule the world through the massive dollar power that is at their disposal. They will establish a foot holds on Africa at whatever cost and most of the corporate and government corruption has been fanned by the western investor. This is what has rendered the world and international consensus so fragmented when it comes to tackling world poverty and the causes of such a menace it is now a matter of where the interests of our benefactors lie rather than our fragile welfare.

For their part, our leaders have not served our continent as best as they could have done. In fact they have emerged as the worst nightmares to the advancement of the aspirations of the African person. Self denial and self service have become the hallmarks of most of our governments in Africa today, with our leaders working in cahoots to both deny the sad realities of the surmountable challenges that face them and their people, while seeking at the same time, to cover up for each other even where this threatened the very existence of their own people. The greatest weakness of the typical African President or King in some cases, is the blatant failure to own up to the realities of the devastating effects of both governmental failure and policy shortcomings that have held up development on the continent for decades.

This is further buoyed by a disturbing version of a bankrupt type of nationalism and half cooked democracies that entail the subjection of our people to a kind of cruel and intolerable suffering that would never be acceptable anywhere else in the western world. All in the name of the so-called sovereignty. The ordinary African is supposed to suffer in silence and blinkered loyalty to the self-indulging antics of rulers rather than leaders most of whom have long surpassed their sell by dates.

Now the way the west has had a history of propping up bad governments has been terribly counterproductive to the crusade against same as well the drive to end poverty because most of the poverty stricken countries in Africa are languishing at the hands of some of the worst regimes in the world. Some western governments deal with African leaders in their (African leaders) personal capacities rather than as leaders of their countries. This is why when they fall out the entire African country will be made to pay for the sins of its their leader. Yet if the relationship was that of country to country then there would be ease of continuity even when the leader fell from western grace because he would simply be part of a wider arrangement. African leaders are harnessed and developed into super humans by the west who allow them to be so powerful over their people such that they become gods of unprecedented powers that they unleash unto their people in the form ruthlessness and devilish oppression and suppression of all the natural liberties due to any living human being. This happened in Zaire with Mabutu Sese seko and in Uganda Museveni is no longer as much a darling of America and Britiain as he once was. The same could be said of Zimbabwe where Robert Mugabe used to be a guest of the western capitals yet now because of frozen relations between him and his acquaintances all the investment and aid to Zimbabwe have dramatically shrunken to zilch.

The United Nations remains very ineffective and largely irrelevant when it comes to seriously tackling the real problems of Africa. The UN approach remains softly-softly at best and painstakingly slow if non-existent at worst such that sometimes by the time the UN actually responds to an African disaster it will be simply by apologising either for too little too late action or for doing nothing at all. And when at times the world body does actually respond in the rarest of occasions, this may be in a manner irrelevant to the problem or disappointingly pacifying to the perpetrators of the hardships such that everyone will be more dismayed than helped out. At times the UN responds simply to mark a presence and then the world body will be gone before anyone noticed they were even there. The world body has on numerous occasions summoned teams on endless fact-finding missions that were never followed on by the necessary and appropriate action, and at times the fact-finding forays are simply sanctioned where the facts were as bare as a naked person. There are cases that simply need swift, direct and spot-on responses but not with the United Nations. I think the UN should be re-named the PN, the Procrasti-Nations because of its dillydallying. Examples where the UN dismally failed African range from Rwanda where what we only got was an apology from Koffi Anan right up to the most recent case in Niger from where the UN is already withdrawing before they even serve all the starving people from further risk. This is why some powerful countries would rather override the UN(i.e the united states) because it is so impotent that even an individual person would still be tempted to want to brush it aside. I would do the same if I could.