Wednesday, 24 August 2016

Last Night's WahalA


i had slept all through the afternoon, observing my long forbidden tradition, as i had planned on surfing the net that night..unknown to me, MTN had something else in store for me.
500mb for 25naira only that was too attractive to resist, so i dialed "*406#" and also sent "Night" to "131"
i couldn't wait until 12:00am to start flexing my subscription
After connecting my modem to the internet, i started blazing at an amazing speeds(1Mb/s)

Saturday, 14 February 2015

One Bad Turn

ONE BAD TURN! 

By David Nwajiuba

It was the twenty-third of December. Oke looked at his wristwatch, 6:22 pm, a few more minutes to the close of the day’s work but the day still held a little light outside. He hated his life more now that Christmas festivities were on all around town and he and other workers still had to stay late at the boutique because the season was favourable for sales. The only consolation he had was the elegance about the boutique, the beautiful Nkechi, the new employee and the quality custom made uniforms they all had to wear- it gave him some form of importance- three short sleeved shirts and two golf styled premium t-shirts for the male workers. The uniforms were so good and of top quality, Oke had considered wearing them, severally, to occasions and events. He hated Madam Mabel for having ordered the word, “SECTION ATTENDANT”, to be sewn unto all their uniforms in bold cursive font.
 Nurmbergers was one of the large boutiques in Port Harcourt. It was well air conditioned and partitioned into three man segments- Adult Male, Adult Female and Youngster. It had soothing light décor and serenading musical blues playing continuously over the tiny speakers all over the place providing a calculated psychological ambience that made it easy for customers to spend like they had black belt in shopping or were nuclear relatives of Aliko Dangote. You never knew what hit you, until you came out of the boutique, saddled with purchases you had no budget for or need of.
Oke and a few other staff members that had worked for a while at Nurmbergers had, each, devised a unique means to gaining extra cash. The unwritten code was, no one was to know the other’s strategy yet each was to help cover the other’s track when requested or as appropriate. At certain times they executed joint sabotage against the boutique but this was rare.
It didn’t help that Madam Mabel, the boutique’s owner was arrogant, selfish, stingy and rude to her workers. She had heard how workers had ripped off their bosses and had determined never to let that happen to her. Hence she treated all her ten staff members, with great suspicion and severity.
 Everyone but her knew that, she had raised an army of very sleek and ingenious thieves as staff members. She had noticed that most times when she made unannounced visits to the boutique, they appeared to have funny looks on their faces that suggested that they were covering up trails from her, but she just couldn’t place her hand on any clue as to any wrongdoing on their part.
 Edidiong, the boutique’s disposal guy and longest serving staff member, often joked that, the staff members had so perfected their rip-off act, complete with sign language and gestures to communicate when needed; such precision that even the United States FBI, with all the forensic help it has, would have a hard time detecting any foul play at Nurmbergers.
Oke spotted a young man walking in idly, approaching the adult male section of the boutique. He looked very well dressed; an almost overly starched sky blue military-styled, short sleeved shirt, an expensive-looking cream coloured chinos trousers and shiny polished black pointed shoes. Oke smiled to himself, he stood up from the long stool and brushed off the creases on his shirt. Part of their job as section attendants was to help customers find their way around and encourage them to buy as much as possible. The workers got bonus for doing that.

Monday, 23 June 2014

The Day I Joined Husan {Hungry Student Association of Nigeria}.


     As I sat in class waiting for the lecturer, I couldn’t help noticing the different personalities present in the classroom; there were those who’s heads were buried in their books (Jackos), Phone Freaks, others who were visible engaged with their mobile phones and Gadgets, Also there were the silent ones who weren’t doing anything but kept mute and then, there were those who wouldn’t keep silent for a second and kept on polluting the environment with noise.
      I was about putting myself into one of those groups when the lecturer entered the class, As the class was Rowdy and Noisy only a few noticed his presence in time, to avoid a very proportionate mixture of karate, Boxing ,wrestling skills and curses he had directed at them, As soon as the class had become quiet and everyone had been seated he released the bomb; that my class had performed badly in the previous examination he had coordinated, I could have sworn that I felt my heart skip a beat even though I wasn’t scared or afraid.
    The lecture finally began, the lecturer’s tone and topic coupled with the fact that I hadn’t taken breakfast before coming to class made the class very uninteresting and boring, I wondered why boring lectures seem longer and interesting ones shorter, I however kept praying for the lecture to end as The only Thing on My Mind Was Food It was clear that I belonged to Husan (Hungry Student Association of Nigeria) at that particular point in time.
    Just as it had begun the lecture ended an hour thirty minutes later, I was free to go, and I immediately rushed to the canteen and helped myself to some solid food that I felt satiated the hunger was gone and so was my membership at Husan (Hungry Student Association of Nigeria).


Saturday, 21 June 2014

The Admission List by Husan

       
                           
      Wale had just said his morning prayers: a constant recitation for the past ten years since he graduated, but today there was something new in his Prayers And The way he presented them was like one who had confidence that his prayers were about to be answered. He prayed “o lord, let my name be in the admission list “. He was jerked into reality by a sudden blow

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