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Wednesday, 24 August 2016
Last Night's WahalA
i had slept all through the afternoon, observing my long forbidden tradition, as i had planned on surfing the net that night..unknown to me, MTN had something else in store for me.
500mb for 25naira only that was too attractive to resist, so i dialed "*406#" and also sent "Night" to "131"
i couldn't wait until 12:00am to start flexing my subscription
After connecting my modem to the internet, i started blazing at an amazing speeds(1Mb/s)
Saturday, 14 February 2015
One Bad Turn
ONE BAD TURN!
By David Nwajiuba
It was the twenty-third of December.
Oke looked at his wristwatch, 6:22 pm, a few more minutes to the close of the
day’s work but the day still held a little light outside. He hated his life
more now that Christmas festivities were on all around town and he and other
workers still had to stay late at the boutique because the season was
favourable for sales. The only consolation he had was the elegance about the
boutique, the beautiful Nkechi, the new employee and the quality custom made
uniforms they all had to wear- it gave him some form of importance- three short
sleeved shirts and two golf styled premium t-shirts for the male workers. The
uniforms were so good and of top quality, Oke had considered wearing them,
severally, to occasions and events. He hated Madam Mabel for having ordered the
word, “SECTION ATTENDANT”, to be sewn unto all their uniforms in bold cursive
font.
Nurmbergers was one of the large boutiques in
Port Harcourt. It was well air conditioned and partitioned into three man
segments- Adult Male, Adult Female and Youngster. It had soothing light décor and
serenading musical blues playing continuously over the tiny speakers all over
the place providing a calculated psychological ambience that made it easy for
customers to spend like they had black belt in shopping or were nuclear
relatives of Aliko Dangote. You never knew what hit you, until you came out of
the boutique, saddled with purchases you had no budget for or need of.
Oke and a few other staff members
that had worked for a while at Nurmbergers had, each, devised a unique means to
gaining extra cash. The unwritten code was, no one was to know the other’s
strategy yet each was to help cover the other’s track when requested or as
appropriate. At certain times they executed joint sabotage against the boutique
but this was rare.
It didn’t help that Madam Mabel,
the boutique’s owner was arrogant, selfish, stingy and rude to her workers. She
had heard how workers had ripped off their bosses and had determined never to
let that happen to her. Hence she treated all her ten staff members, with great
suspicion and severity.
Everyone but her knew that, she had raised an army
of very sleek and ingenious thieves as staff members. She had noticed that most
times when she made unannounced visits to the boutique, they appeared to have
funny looks on their faces that suggested that they were covering up trails
from her, but she just couldn’t place her hand on any clue as to any wrongdoing
on their part.
Edidiong, the boutique’s disposal guy and longest
serving staff member, often joked that, the staff members had so perfected
their rip-off act, complete with sign language and gestures to communicate when
needed; such precision that even the United States FBI, with all the forensic
help it has, would have a hard time detecting any foul play at Nurmbergers.
Oke spotted a young man walking
in idly, approaching the adult male section of the boutique. He looked very
well dressed; an almost overly starched sky blue military-styled, short sleeved
shirt, an expensive-looking cream coloured chinos trousers and shiny polished
black pointed shoes. Oke smiled to himself, he stood up from the long stool and
brushed off the creases on his shirt. Part of their job as section attendants
was to help customers find their way around and encourage them to buy as much
as possible. The workers got bonus for doing that.
Monday, 23 June 2014
The Day I Joined Husan {Hungry Student Association of Nigeria}.
As I sat in class waiting for the
lecturer, I couldn’t help noticing the different personalities present in the
classroom; there were those who’s heads were buried in their books (Jackos),
Phone Freaks, others who were visible engaged with their mobile phones and
Gadgets, Also there were the silent ones who weren’t doing anything but kept
mute and then, there were those who wouldn’t keep silent for a second and kept
on polluting the environment with noise.
I was about putting myself into one of
those groups when the lecturer entered the class, As the class was Rowdy and
Noisy only a few noticed his presence in time, to avoid a very proportionate mixture
of karate, Boxing ,wrestling skills and curses he had directed at them, As soon
as the class had become quiet and everyone had been seated he released the
bomb; that my class had performed badly in the previous examination he had
coordinated, I could have sworn that I felt my heart skip a beat even though I
wasn’t scared or afraid.
The lecture finally began, the lecturer’s
tone and topic coupled with the fact that I hadn’t taken breakfast before
coming to class made the class very uninteresting and boring, I wondered why
boring lectures seem longer and interesting ones shorter, I however kept
praying for the lecture to end as The only Thing on My Mind Was Food It was
clear that I belonged to Husan (Hungry Student Association of Nigeria) at that
particular point in time.
Just as it had begun the lecture ended an
hour thirty minutes later, I was free to go, and I immediately rushed to the
canteen and helped myself to some solid food that I felt satiated the hunger
was gone and so was my membership at Husan (Hungry Student Association of
Nigeria).
Saturday, 21 June 2014
The Admission List by Husan
Wale had just said his morning prayers: a
constant recitation for the past ten years since he graduated, but today there
was something new in his Prayers And The way he presented them was like one who
had confidence that his prayers were about to be answered. He prayed “o lord,
let my name be in the admission list “. He was jerked into reality by a sudden
blow
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