Question For The WEEK??

    Would you allow your Brother/Sister, Marry Your Ex  ??? 

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Tale of a ‪#‎lizard‬ ~ Japan.

Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls during renovation, the workman found that there was a lizard stuck there b'se a nail from outside was hammered into one of its feet.

He saw this, felt pity, and at the same time he was curious. When he checked the nail, turns out, it was nailed 10 yrs ago when the house was first built.

What happened?

Mother Doesn't EXist

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked
the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”
The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be
something after delivery. Maybe we are here to
prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”
“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after
delivery. What kind of life would that be?”
The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be
more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our
legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have
other senses that we can’t understand now.”
The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is
impossible. And eating with our mouths?
Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition
and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is
so short. Life after delivery is to be logically
excluded.”
The second insisted, “Well I think there is
something and maybe it’s different than it is here.
Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”
The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there
is life, then why has no one has ever come back
from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the
after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and
silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”
“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly
we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”
The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in
Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then
where is She now?”
The second said, “She is all around us. We are
surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that
we live. Without Her this world would not and
could not exist.”
Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only
logical that She doesn’t exist.”
To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when
you’re in silence and you focus and you really
listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can
hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”

The EX-boyfriend's Prayer

A well expressed disappointment
Culled from Ajisafe Michael Oluwafemi
May your bulbous, sumptuous boobies become flaccid;
I pray that your big booty go slim;
I wish that your sexy curvature giving figure 8 turn figure 1;
The Genie will turn your smooth, beautiful face to an ugly one.

You've caused me so great a pain PAULINA.
You won't get wet fast enough when having sex,
May you have sex but never cum,
May your sex partner always have body odour,
May him who you'll wish to kiss have bad breathe.
I spent all my life earnings on you, so that we may make love someday.
You fooled me,
You played on my intelligence,
You pushed my desperation into the Bermuda's Triangle,
You were quick to know that I think more with my third leg rather than with my brain.
Bankrupt I am, and sad enough jobless now.
I gave you money, and you collected;
I bought you clothes, so you said; "Thank You."
I spent and spent, and you didn't hesitate in receiving.
I introduce my penis, but you said; "I am not your type."
Do I look like a father Christmas in your eyes?
So you love the pot-bellied monster not me.
"He is an heavy spender than you", you told me.
Ah! I feel used and dump.
Penis captivus will be your portion with the old fool in the names of the notable Middle Eastern gods.
I hereby declare open, the Gate of Hell on You.
© FERT formerly AMO, 2015

*THEORIES* US Invented The World's Deadliest Disease Ebola?

 

According to recent findings, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of the United States of America has a patent on the Ebola virus; this means that the CDC “owns” the virus.

Natural News reports that the CDC “claims ownership over Ebola, meaning it can also claim royalties on the distribution and sale of Ebola vaccines.”

The report continues:

“The agency (CDC) apparently owns the patent not only on the original Ebola strain, as it was supposedly "discovered" back in the 1970s, but also on all future Ebola strains that might emerge in the future.”

Make Extra Money This Holiday/Vacation (STUDENTS)

People always need extra money for the holidays, not only for gifts, but for trips, hosting or traveling to a holiday event and to pay bills in the following year, and here are five ways to earn extra money for the holidays.
Microjob
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✓ Never cry for someone that doesn’t cry
over you.
✓ Never hold on to someone that is not
holding on to you.
✓ Never count on someone that doesn’t
count on you.
✓ Never plan your future with someone
that doesn’t plan theirs with you.
✓ Never lose sleep over someone that
doesn’t lose their sleep on you.
✓ Never waste your time on someone that
doesn’t waste their time on you.
✓ Never make someone a priority yet they
take you as their option.
If you agreed with me ...
Type...."Never" and share to inspire others

Nigeria Vs France Prediction Time

Nigerian Head Coach stephen keshi has said that his nigerian side has to beat France Today, Monday 30th june 2014, Though the Eagles are seen as the underdogs in this encounter. The winners between France and Nigeria will face either Germany or Algeria in the quarterfinals at the Estadio do Maracana in Rio de Janeiro on July 4. Personally i see the eagles going through to the quaterfinals (NIG 2 VS FRN 1).....All the ways Eagles!!! 
Who do you see Qualifying?

One word for this couple

 

One word for them....

Would You Marry This Girl?

 if you saw this on your girlfriend, would you still marry her ?

How would you Answer

            

1)      Will a poison become more poisonous or less poisonous after its expiry date?

2)      How many Governors are there in Nigeria?

3)      Can you find a virgin in a maternity ward?

4)      Do insects have blood?

How Often Do You Lie?

                              

        Lying means different things to different people i.e. for a spy it’s a way of life, for some a hobby, why for others it is something detestable, a sin. But whatever way you view it, there are some Harmful/Side effects associated with lying,Such as:                                                                                                                                                                  1) it leads to lack of accomplishment                                                                                                             2) it compounds the problem                                                                                                                       3) it leads to lack of confidence, and gives rise to inner controversies when  it becomes a habit                                                                                                                                                                                     4) it reduces your life expectancy                                                                                                                  5) it diminishes your reputation

 In reality Truth hurts but lying kills, which would you prefer a minor cut or a bullet in the heart? When next you plan on lying think about the Harmful effects. So When Will You Lie Next?

Close Your Eyes While You Drive

                                    

    Praying with your eyes open could be seen as disrespect for God, or as a few say makes you prone to distraction, but does that really mean that praying with eyes closed makes you immune to distraction? Some days back while I was praying with my eyes closed, I suddenly perceived a smell like that of a burning wire I immediately paused the prayer to address the problem at hand and that was a distraction. So closed eyes doesn't necessarily prevent distractions.

  I am not against praying with eyes closed neither am I against praying with eyes open but I would like to ask, “Can you pray while Driving? And are yours eyes shut or open while you do?  

If you feel praying with eyes closed is important then, try praying with closed eyes while driving!!!